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Stu's Dad Blog


That's a shady character“I'm going to the beach for a few days.”

“Oh, which beach?”

“Jersey again.”

“Ah, to see the boy,” I stated matter-of-factly with a scowl.


And thus began the lie.

Amy's Dog Blog


When you have kids, things you would never previously have entertained as being something that a decent human being should have to tolerate on a daily basis become par for the course, endlessly repeated until you are a shred of your former self.

These are the undignified things that should be left behind closed doors, and definitely never performed in public, but you often have no choice. With small babies and toddlers, you find yourself subjected to the most vile duties, that your younger self would have sneered at before running a mile from.

I'm talking about picking your baby’s nose; the embarrassment as you realise that the bad smell is coming from your kid, not the one they’re playing with; sniffing their bum to confirm; sucking a dummy that has fallen on a dusty floor; changing a stinking nappy on a narrow counter/toilet floor because there’s no baby-changing facilities; wiping dinner from the walls; absently eating leftover purees/fishfingers/smiley faces; washing mashed banana/bogeys/sick from your hair under the cold tap; getting up six times in the night; staying up until midnight making a Harry Potter /sheep/wise men costume, then them refusing to wear the costume and turning up to school/the play in their school uniform. It was endless. 

Now I have two older children I don’t have to do those things; on the whole they are delightful, although their rooms still stink and there’s dirty washing everywhere and food still stuck to the walls, but that’s probably due more to my sluttish housekeeping than anything else. I’m a busy woman. Don’t judge me.

So once the more onerously visceral duties of small-child care were mercifully left behind, and they could clean up after themselves and no longer needed spoon-feeding, what did I do? Get a puppy. Then it all started again, but weirdly, on a grander and more repulsive scale. If I thought having a baby or small child was revolting and undignified enough, I had no idea what a puppy had in store for me. 

Who but a dog owner or parent of a mini human would go out for a walk armed with poo bags/nappy bags, ready to scoop up whatever falls from their charge’s bum? At least with babies and toddlers it’s conveniently contained in a nappy; a dog just squats there (usually in front of the most manicured house as the owner is out trimming their topiary in the spring sunshine) and takes a dump. “Don’t mind me,” he’d cheerfully shout at them if he could speak, “She’ll get this.” And I do, of course, smiling all the while, me a mere portable pooper-scooper with the added bonus for the dog of also being a convenient food dispenser and expedient thrower of balls.

From the moment the eight-week old golden ball of fluff arrived at our house, I’ve spent hours sticking my fingers in his mouth to retrieve foreign objects, cleaned up his sick when the foreign objects I can’t get to quick enough get to his stomach, picked up endless poo, had my clothes ripped to shreds as he enthusiastically welcomed me home with his needle-sharp teeth and claws, regularly tramp back from a walk covered head to foot in mud, when I’d left the house looking like a normal human being, and spend my life apologising to people and their dogs as he tries to love them to death.

And where are my older, responsible children? My teenager and tweenager, who promised to walk the dog, feed him, pick up after him, so I wouldn’t have to? Nowhere to be seen, that’s where. They're not silly.








Vicki's Food Blog


Every now and again you see a newspaper report on a kid who has topped him or herself. It's every parent's nightmare. The worst, the worst, the worst. I just went to look up the one I saw in the press this week on Google to illustrate my point, and was presented with a load of such stories. "Girl commits suicide because she's teased about being 6 ft tall" "Girl commits suicide because Brazil lost the World Cup", "Teenager felt there was a lack of support for artists". These are tragedies that could be avoided.

We have to start talking to kids about how to differentiate between a feeling and a reality. How to ignore plonkers and bullies, and how to stand up to authorities who don't take you seriously as in the case of Rotherham. We have to start sharing successful strategies for dealing with mental illness and making us tougher mentally in schools from the get go.

When I've looked into cognitive behavioral therapies and neuro-linguistic programming and mindfulness strategies, they all make sense. So why aren't we teaching them to young people? If we expect them to learn calculus and programming, why aren't we saying "Look, sometimes your emotions can be wrong. This is how you move away from a problem. This is how you accept yourself"? There are ways of creating the right situations for good mental health.

I say teach this in schools because, as we know, very few children listen to their parents after the age of 8.  That's when we become mere chauffeurs, cooks and towel picker-uppers. Now I'm not suggesting that we put all kids into therapy. That's expensive, and what else would they have to look forward to as adults :) ? But if you agree we should be teaching simple CBT techniques add a like on Facebook or a comment below. We can't keep turfing people out of school with bad grammar, innumeracy and poor coping mechanisms. It's not fair.

If you agree and would like to help me campaign on this issue, please be in touch at beteenus@outlook.com 


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